Card - Dick Or Good Memory $5.00 Default Title - $5.00 Quantity This product is currently sold out. Please fill in the form below if you'd like to be notified when it becomes available. A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "When I Was Born, I Was Given A Choice... A Big Dick Or A Good Memory..." sentiment and inside "I Don't Remember What I Chose! Happy Birthday, Big Boy!" sentiment.